15 April 2013

Why is Scott Van Pelt wearing a fat suit in this SportsCenter commercial?

It's all in the stripes, that is why. As even fashion novices like myself know, vertical stripes make you look slimmer while horizontal stripes have the reverse effect. This is personified in this latest SportsCenter ad where we see CC Sabathia describe how he looks slimmer in Yankee pinstripes while Scott Van Pelt's new suit, with horizontal stripes, has a tremendous result. Let's go to the videotape.

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